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Dear Dogs and Cats:
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door — pet nose height. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print … Continue reading
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The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks went down easy. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. Jack had to force … Continue reading
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Sometimes the die lies.
There are times in life when DnD doesn’t apply. This type of save throw is one of those times. >.> Also, playing DnD with the idea that the ‘heroes’ can get laid is rather interesting. Especially when somebody, ie Kurt, … Continue reading
Toilet Cleaning Instructions
Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the … Continue reading
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